When she started chemo, He bought two new 800 thread count Egyptian cotton bed sheet sets. They fit very snugly on their mattress. She no longer has the strength required to get the fitted sheet onto or off of the bed without assistance. He also bought her fancy chocolates. Tonight after dinner, She decided to […]
Posts Tagged ‘humor’
A Sweet Bedtime Story
Posted in He Said/She Said, memoir, tagged Amoeba, humor, IRL on 2020/10/29 | Comments Off on A Sweet Bedtime Story
He & She: Calamity Jake
Posted in He Said/She Said, memoir, tagged Amoeba, humor, IRL on 2020/10/10 | Comments Off on He & She: Calamity Jake
She: “A beautiful morning!” He: “Indeed. Bright light in sky appears in East. Around here, this time of year, that’s news.” She: “This calls for a hearty celebration. Would you care for waffles, or eggs and bacon, or an omelette, or …” He: “Hm. Choices, choices. Let me finish getting dressed first. One cribro at a time.” She: “Cry what?” He: “On […]
The Island of Doctor Quilldancer
Posted in He Said/She Said, memoir, tagged Amoeba, humor, IRL on 2020/09/27 | Comments Off on The Island of Doctor Quilldancer
She: “Hey! I thought you were the mad scientist around here!” He: “Ah, no. Place where I work frowns on the bwa-ha-ha stuff. Bad for fundraising.” She: “So I’ve got to do it?!?” He: “The fundraising? No, we’ve got experts to … oi! Put .. the .. lab .. coat .. down! Do I wish to know where this is coming from?” She: “The island!” He: “The one we live on?” She: “Not this island! That island! The one […]
Easy Fix
Posted in He Said/She Said, memoir, tagged Amoeba, humor, IRL on 2020/09/15 | Comments Off on Easy Fix
She: “It’s hard keeping all the plot lines straight when you’re writing several stories at once.” He: “Tough to keep all the alibis consistent, is it?” She (ignoring him): “Not to mention all the character names straight. And how they look. Did she have red hair in this other story too?” He: “Easy fix. Keep […]
It Is Well With My Bowl
Posted in He Said/She Said, memoir, tagged Amoeba, humor, IRL on 2020/09/06 | Comments Off on It Is Well With My Bowl
She: “Please pass the salad dressing?” He: “OK … Dang!” She: “What dang?” He: “Something else we can’t use because we have town water.” She: “I like town water. Or do you really wish to go back to flushing the toilet with a bucket?” He: “Not I. But it means we can’t use the salad dressing. Read.” She: “‘Shake well.’” He: “Exactly! We don’t have a well. And if you think I’m going […]
Chiefs & Peons
Posted in He Said/She Said, memoir, tagged Amoeba, humor, IRL on 2020/08/28 | Comments Off on Chiefs & Peons
She: “Did you know that handkerchiefs are coming back into vogue?” He: “No …” She: “And … never mind, I can’t tell you.” He: “Can’t tell me what?” She: “About the cool colors they come in now. You’d be appalled.” He: “Probably. But I’m going to find out sooner or later, so …” She: “Purple, […]
Make It Beta
Posted in memoir, novel, tagged Griff & Arabella, humor, Yellow Pine on 2020/08/25 | Comments Off on Make It Beta
Currently, beta readers are checking my first book for continuity errors and plot holes. Apparently they want better writing and are picky about their coffee, too.
55 Flash Fiction ~ Skip It
Posted in writing, tagged humor, puns on 2020/08/23 | 14 Comments »
After Jack’s family moved from Australia to America, Jack came home within an hour of being left in his first grade classroom. “These yanks are mental,” he said. “I ain’t no sheila and I’m not going back!” “Whatever happened?” His mum asked. “Teacher says I gotta skip to the loo!” ~*~ In memory of G-Man’s 55 […]