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55 Flash Fiction ~ Skip It

2020/08/23 by Charlene L. Amsden

After Jack’s family moved from Australia to America, Jack came home within an hour of being left in his first grade classroom. “These yanks are mental,” he said. “I ain’t no sheila and I’m not going back!”

“Whatever happened?” His mum asked.

“Teacher says I gotta skip to the loo!”

~*~

In memory of G-Man’s 55 Flash Fiction Friday. [Write a story in exactly 55 words.]

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Posted in writing | Tagged humor, puns | 14 Comments

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  1. on 2011/10/14 at 6:00 am izzy

    Oooh my my- sly-

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  2. on 2011/10/14 at 6:32 am brian

    haha…lost in translation…and fairly funny…have a great friday! smiles.

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  3. on 2011/10/14 at 8:00 am Alice Audrey

    LOL! Oh, I can totally see that.

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  4. on 2011/10/14 at 8:37 am Anthony North

    I'm singing the sequel. Nice one 🙂

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  5. on 2011/10/14 at 8:58 am Eric

    Well, it helps to skip to the loo when you've gotta go badly – LOL! Cute 55, Charlene!

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  6. on 2011/10/14 at 9:08 am Monkey Man

    Good one. I always like those 55's that give me a smile and a chuckle.

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  7. on 2011/10/14 at 10:43 am G-Man

    The name and surroundings may be different__The the Groan never changes.!__But…I Loved your 55__Welcome back, thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  8. on 2011/10/14 at 11:25 am Cherie

    LOLOL That's great. If he's supposed to Skip to "my" Loo, shouldn't he have gone home to use the facilities anyway? 🙂

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    • on 2011/10/14 at 2:16 pm Charlene_Amsden

      Good point, Cherie!

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  9. on 2011/10/14 at 6:06 pm kcinnova

    *smirk*

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    • on 2011/10/16 at 10:44 am Charlene L. Amsden

      Yep, that’s the reaction I wanted.

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  10. on 2011/10/14 at 6:40 pm Mama Zen

    Haven't changed a bit! Fabulous 55!

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    • on 2011/10/16 at 10:41 am Charlene_Amsden

      Thanks, Mama Zen!

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  11. on 2011/10/15 at 4:45 am Jamie

    Very nice, made me smile.

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